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Strange Compliments I've Received

We have all received a compliment that we didn't know what to make of it, or just thought WTF? Your sure its not a bad thing, just not what you normally expect, here are mine. Your good looking, like a video game character. Your cute, but your dangerous I can tell. (How do cute things look dangerous?) Your like a Sand Trap Land Mine, but in a good way. You look like Jacob from Twilight. I love that your Native American, I always wanted to be Native. (Who wants my kind of Governmental abuse?) This article will probably be updated as they become stranger.

Smoking Scorpions

There are some fashions that only a handful of people can pull off. And their are some ideas that only a handful of people can accomplish, and sometimes, there are things so outrageous that when anyone else presents them it seems crazy, but let me tell you now, Ricky Vegas is bringing in: scorpion venom smoking. After some people told me it was outrageous to even eat them, a brave spirit stepped forward and said, lets smoke that. It was the weirdest relaxing and calming herb/substance I have ever smoked. She said i would become a scorpion, and for a few hours I did notice a strange hyper active sensation of my body. I will continue to investigate and experiment into this territory. Also: Electrified Urinals in a Carnival Style Game match up.